There’s No Business like Show Business!

Today we pay tribute to the nation’s biggest nepotistic, outright thieving, politically comatose, ethically devoid, rape-loving, cousin-kedoodling, inbred, overpaid, under-thought, hump of artistic mediocrity monarchic family that the world has seen since the advent of the conscience… Hollywood!

I can honestly say I miss the times when they were just a heap of drug-addicted and silently tormented scoundrels… At least they were interesting…instead of just a cabal of incestuous pseudo-intellectuals with their faces pulled tight and their testes and tummies tucked to tensions for which a Gucci Bag feels envy…

Ahhh ShowBiz! All the rape, dope, and power you can fit into one meaningless life spent feigning emotions that you don’t really feel… for cash…

We should all have known that kid-sex was a biggie for them, as George Clooney said years ago that Hollywood “Has always been ahead of the curve…” Of course we took this to mean from a social progress perspective at the time, but now we know that it is a poetic reference to the fact that 13 year old girls have not developed yet… But hey, 13 + 5 Quaaludes = 18 ...am I right people!?

Yes Woody “Boom Boom” Allen rapes his kid… he’s ‘ahead of the curve’ too, though apparently, Roman Polanski has been for ages… he’s old school kid-rape… Unless you’re Whoopi Goldberg that is… the person who thinks everyone is a racists ‘cept people in her group… she has defined something new (probably with the help of MENSA) called “rape-rape”, which I figure is something akin to rape (squared)…

We are just on the heels of hearing how “California Dreamin’ ” apparently includes raping your daughter too… But let’s not exclude the fact that once it wasn’t rape anymore when John Phillips sexually assaulted his kid, she kinda liked it… I mean that’s not “rape-rape’… It’s just good old west coast father / daughter sex…incest…(once the rape-part is over, anyway).

But these guys have the power… They own showbiz, and they control the message to the world… Messages like “A Few Days in September” where brother and sister sex is just a way to kill a day or two… Of course that’s the Parisian sensibility… and looks good compared to Hollywood’s, which is leathery old men raping little girls, cause they can, and keeping it in the family makes it even hotter, good for you rapists of your own children…good for you!

One of the great perks to being in control of the message is if you are a perverted old sick-minded, mentally diseased, scum-lord, you can just change the message to make that seem okay! I wonder if Nabokov thought this up?


I mean really, we had our first “Rapist In-Chief” in Bill Clinton… a deep, brooding, interesting character, movie worthy oh, and who had more evidence of rape leveled at him than countless men who are in prison for it to this very day… I wonder what Juanita is doing these days?

So if you lust after children or your own children even, and rape them at will, and you’re a bus driver, you’re going to jail where you will be *rightly* treated like the human trash you are…

However if you are in control of the message, you can go do it, then make a wonderful movie about how in certain circumstances it’s okay… Maybe get Kevin Spacey to play a sympathetic man just tryin’ to make his way through life, dreamin’ ‘bout a ‘lil rape here-and-there to work out his deep inner crisis and frustrations in his life…such a struggle… The poor dear…

And in that, I have pretty much described half of the movies made since 1995…