A Snowball's Chance in Hell?

A rare moment where a "LOL" is actually justified...

The globe is warming...and cooling... as peas near a fireplace in a very cold room sometimes do... If this shocks you, you are an iTard™ because it is nothing new...nothing shocking... nothing we can do a thing about... You've known it since third-grade (no matter how old you are) if you listened, and the *real* science behind this is as simple as holding a snow cone three inches from a blow torch...

That said... we of course all know Anthropogenic Global Warming is a ridiculous joke that generations from now, we will be mocked openly, wildly, and deservedly about as twelve-year-old's giggle at how dumb we truly were "back then"...

I still highly recommend that each of you make a list of everyone who is or was a "believer" while you can... as they will start denying that they ever were soon, and you will need that list to remind you of who in your life is an idiot...

So here is the "LOL"-worthy event... The dude that works for the giant "Special Education" class known as the UN and who is behind the criminally inaccurate IPCC report used to bludgeon most of humanity with fictional fear of the stuff we are all made of, is now overlapping his doomsdays... According to THE SAME FUCKING GUY... we are now going to freeze to death before we burn to death... Crap...I got the wrong PowerPoint presentation...

Yup... he now insists basically that: "The globe is warming...Except for for the next few DECADES, where it will be a freezing apocalypse, dooming the people of earth (for thirty years anywho) who will, if they survive, then be scorched to death in year 31 by the brain-frying warming that eating Whoppers and wearing rebel flag t-shirts has caused... (PS: I *might* need a few more million in grant money to dog pile this research on the global warming research...It's not easy "discovering" this stuff...I may need a new Hockey Stick diagram)" * Obviously not a quote, as I was actually honest...

...How does this wanker keep his job? Better yet...why has he not been locked in The Tower of London? ...He makes Amy Winehouse seem reliable...

Does he really think it isn't apparent that with Global Warming's over-due relegation to the shallow-end of the gene pool, he needs something to pull his ego-maniacal ass from carbon-heavy fire that he himself helped stoke?

Anyway kids... all I have to say is "Armed Polar Bears Taking Over Disneyword" ...I think you get the idea... Michael Bay is probably working on the film rights for it now...

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