If you're nice, I'll show you my dark side.

I'm flattered that the administration now thinks small business is the alpha and omega of the economy...I really am. But I think they have the wrong messiah.



It's a thought that came to me in the shower (where I do ALL my thinking for the day) as I considered the dozens of reasons the administration's plan to incentivise (I don't think that's a word but I'm going with it) with $33 billion, small businesses to bring on new employees. Cuz that's what it comes down to, isn't it? In the a… Continue

(For those averse to reading, Vlog version below)

So, I was welcomed back to the office today by a less than inspiring project work load and the sad pusses of a beleaguered (and somewhat hung over) staff; each a millennial capable of a degree of whining that, I swear, only dogs can hear. Normally, I would plow right through their problems and feelings of "being overwhelmed" (whatever that means), deal with them and move on.

But today was different. I took a deep sigh, closed my office door, tu… Continue

If you haven't seen the awesome doppleganger videos on Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld I recommend you waste no time in doing so. The movies are made over at xtranormal.com. So, inspired by my favorite tv show, here's my first attempt at what I hope developes into an ongoing post series of snark, sarcasm, and satire.

I hope you enjoy.



Cross posted at… Continue

The federal government is full of smart people. Smart people who get little credit for their smartiness. Sometimes they need to flex their brains and show us how huge (and musclebound) they linguistic skills are. Back in October, in what would've been a simple 5 second email from a boss in any self-respecting private business, the President signed an executive order minimizing texting while driving by all federal employees. I would like to say that it was an order that simply stated "All federal… Continue