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Like any good webtards, we have expenses...Mostly related to Boone's Farm flavored wines, and an unfortunate pseudo-addiction to cough syrup... Please help us to keep our shelves full, "full" meaning "occupied-by-something" in this case...

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~ Disclaimer:  ~    You'll probably find that I strongly disagree with a lot of things that you like, or vice-versa, I don't hold-back much here, that's really my whole reason for this. I hope you can be cool with that, rather than reading this then deciding I'm not on your "neato list" anymore because you don't like who I voted for or whatever...

* Not to imply that I give a shit about being on your neato list, I'm just saying.....

Others who shouldn't read this stuff include (but not limited to): Family, Government Officials, Hippies, School employees, Democrats, Republicans, 7-11 employees, Union Zealots, Christians, Atheists, Muslims, Three-Legged Pygmy Circus Performers, Grammar Freaks, Reality Show Stars, Musicians, Artists, Sculptures, Illegal Immigrants, Legal Immigrants, Lawyers, Professional Racists / Bigots of all kinds, Anyone who thinks Ben Affleck is a good actor, Truck Drivers, People Who Have Never Driven a Truck, Puppeteers, Prostitutes, Nuns, people with hair, former popes, bald people, people who believe in anything, people who believe in nothing, Farmers, Inter-stellar travelers, PBS telethon phone operators, Electricians, Plumbers, people named "Plummer", the people that inspect the stuff in the middle of Oreos for qualty and texture, Californians, Complete Idiots, Smart People, People named "Smart", owners of Row-boats, canoes or kayaks, frequent Kleenex users, gas-huffers, anyone that has or plans to ride a unicycle, anyone that may one-day ride a unicycle, People with rashes, people who are rash, people who have been on television, people who own a television, people who want to be on television, people who put mustard on hot dogs, but not ketchup, people who put mustard on hot dogs, but not catsup, people who bake cookies, people who are baked, people named "Baker", Pastry Chef's, Argonauts, genetically spliced wonder-twins, joggers, people who play WoW, anyone that has or has considered using or was born with the name "Bruce", Gaffers, anyone with chromed naked ladies or Yosemite Sam on their license plates, avid watchers of reality shows, anyone holding a gun right now, K-Mart security guards, forklift operators, Electricians, Dolphin Trainers, stand-up comedians, Liza Manelli and / or anyone who has ever done a serious impression of her, Franciscan Monks, professional puppeteers, gophers, golfers, golfing gophers, gophing golfers, Utilities Workers, Car Sales-staff, Physical Education Teachers, Members and fans of: The Monkees, Steppenwolf, 38 Special, Air Supply, or Barry Manilow, The guys that created and developed those tiger-stripped Twinkies, Papa and Handy Smurf (all others welcome), anyone who has ever described themselves as “Urban” and / or “Sophisticated”, anyone who misuses the word “Emancipation”, anyone who has used the word “Constipation” while eating, Tasteful People in-general......Thank you...